The summer flew by so fast! Here is the recap of what I have seen in the theater.
Iron Man 3: Best of the bunch YET!!!!! , (+) post credit scene is epic, Ben Kingsley, action that defies gravity, BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM, blends perfectly comedy and drama , (-) 3D, IMAX imagery, Not that visually WOW!, Guy Pearce, Christmastime (like every Shane Black film), that STUPID twist that ruined what I thought of The Mandarin, Anxiety Attacks, THAT KID FROM INSIDIOUS!!!
(4/5)
The Great Gatsby: (+) 3D, Leonardo DiCaprio, VISUALLY STUNNING, AWESOME MUSIC!!!, Joel Edgerton, Old Sport, That transition from 2D to 3D that is just EPIC, Death Scene, WOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!, Baz Luhrmann, (-) Tobey Maguire, Carey Mulligan, Smoking, Jason Clarke and his belief that the glasses are GOD, Sanitarium, shitty ending, the way that Leonardo DiCaprio BELIEVES AND THINK that Daisy will love him again BUT THAT'S NOT THE REAL WORLD!!!!! YOU CAN'T REPEAT THE PAST!!!!! YOU GOT SHOT!!!!! YOU'RE A DICK!!!!!!!!
(4/5)
Star Trek Into Darkness: (+) TWO WORDS: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!!!!!!!!!!, IMAX imagery, 3D, BOOOBS!!!!!, Opening scene that is just JAW-DROPPING, Simon Pegg, Final fight, the revealing of something good, music, IMAX FANFIX POSTER THAT GLOWS IN THE FREAKIN DARK!!!!!!!!!!!!, Alice Eve's BOOOOOBS, (-): Robocop, Spock's mimicking version of kirk's KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!, Spock, Chekov, Uhura and Spock and their relationship
(5/5)
Now You See Me: (+) Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, DARK KNIGHT REUNION!!!!!!, Music, Action, Magic Tricks, Mark Ruffalo, Isla Fisher, A TWIST THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND SILLY!!!!!!, (-) Dave Franco, The Guy who did Clash Of the titans (2010), that stupid TAGLINE!!!!!!
(3/5)
Man Of Steel: (+) Kevin Costner, Worth seeing in IMAX BECAUSE IT BOOMS!!!, Hans Zimmer's Epic Score, full of destruction and mayhem, Russel Crowe's in there FOR AN HOUR!!!!!! (No the opening doesn't last an hour) The way than when Clark Kent lands to earth it flashes forward to the present day and does flashback, Michael Shannon's BADASS!!!!!!!! (-) Lois Lane is still a dumbass in distress, DC comics (Hello CinemaSins), 3D even in IMAX, no post credit scene at the end to reveal something for Batman Vs. Superman, Way too dark. Superman kills someone. Alien invasion, YELLING!!!
(4/5)
Monsters University: (+) 3D, That shocking twist that goes into the 3rd Act of the film, Post credit scene, humor, Action, That pixar short before the movie, Charlie Day, Fraternities. (-) NOTHING!!!! IT'S A PIXAR FILM
(5/5)
The lone ranger: (+): Visually Stunning, Tom Wilkinson and William fichtner, Action scenes that rule the movie, Music score, (-) Dull, boring, long, boring, full of unfunny humor, 1933 san francissco, post credit scene that wastes your time, johnny depp reprising his role has jack sparrow disguised as an indian, old tonto, tonto, Armie Hammer
(2/5)
Pacific Rim: (+) Idris Elba, 3D , IMAX SO BIG!!!, The visual flair, Action Scenes, COLORS, Bright 3D moments, IMAX IMAX IMAX IMAX IMAX IMAX IMAX , THE FANFIX POSTER OMG IT'S SO FREAKIN' COOL, 3D is better that AVATAR (Avatar sucks), Staker Pentecost, Ron Perlman at the post credit scene. (-) Charlie Hunnam and Rinko Kikuchi
(6/5)
The Wolverine: (+) Hugh Jackman, Post credit scene, Epic action, 3D, Humor, Famke Janssen, These little villains, BADASS villains, train fight (-) Bone Claws, Yelling, Becoming mortal, I AM INVINCIBLE (no you're not)
(4/5)
Planes: (+) Surprisingly good, 3D, Visually stunning, John Cleese, CANADIAN PLANE!!!!!, and more (-) Dane Cook, every other dick actors
(3/5)
SUMMER WAS FUN FOR MOVIES
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THE REST OF 2013
There is a lot of movies yet to come but here are the ones that I HAVE TO SEE in the theater
September: No movies that picked-up my interest
October: Gravity (october 4) Alfonso Cuaron
The Fifth Estate (October 18) Bill Condon
November: Thor: The Dark World (November 8) Alan Taylor
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (November 22nd) Francis Lawrence
Delivery Man (November 22nd) Ken Scott (Who directed the ORIGINAL Starbuck and
now does a remake of his own film)
Frozen (November 27th) Chris Buck
December: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (December 13 OOOH Friday the 13th) Peter
Jackson
Saving Mr. Banks (December 20) John Lee Hancock
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