Iron Man 3 movie review (Spoilers)

Why? Why? Why did Shane Black made the STUPIDEST DECISION EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Let me take you back to 1999 New Year's eve to be exact!

Tony Stark, Happy Hogan and Maya Hansen are having a blast at a party and then there's this NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD who tells him to meet him at a roof, but he doesn't!!!!!!!! Which is how this story begins.

ANXIETY ATTACKS: Tony has anxiety attacks whenever he thinks of the battle in New York which is kinda awkward because we're laughing like crazy and then he has an anxiety attack!

A SHANE BLACK MOVIE SET IN CHRISTMAS: How Original!

REVENGE OF THE NERD: The Nerd that he met in New Year is haunting him AGAIN. He is now the founder of

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Idea

Mechanics

He creates a powerful virus called: EXTREMIS(Pushing the limits to the extreme)

THE MANDARIN: A terrorist who kills people and creates an organization called THE TEN RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATTACK OF THE CHINESE THEATER: Happy Hogan gets extremely injured while fighting with the extremis dude. And then one other blows up:

1880 MALIBU POINT 90265: Tony gets his house blown up and destroyed by The Mandarin!

THAT KID FROM INSIDIOUS: There was once a kid named Ty Simpkins who annoys the Shit out of Tony

THE KILLING OF THE MANDARIN: Tony decides once and for all to kill Osama Ben Kingsley. But then realizes that he's a drunk actor. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! THEY WERE DOING A GOOD JOB BUT THEN THEY MADE IT DRUNK GANDHI!!!!!

THE TRUE BAD GUY: The Nerd is the true bad guy but then decides to kill the hot chick! And then he breathes fire

AIR FORCE ONE: Tony rescues Air force one without being in the suit!

IRON PATRIOT: No comment!

THE RESCUING OF THE PRESIDENT: Tony and Rhodey are rescuing president Ellis and Pepper is infected with extremis

THE KILLING OF THE NERD: Pepper kills the nerd.

THE HEART SURGERY: Tony has a heart surgery. He's not iron man anymore.

THE POST CREDIT SCENE: Tony actually told the story to Hulk

I know I'm making fun of this film, but this film is actually pretty good. The 3D is lame even though I saw it in IMAX, it wasn't that good. But the film is pretty good.

4/5

8/10

It's worth buying on Blu-ray

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