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Friday, September 6, 2013

"Grown Ups 2" (2013) - Review

"Grown Ups 2" (2013) - Review


OK, Pop Quiz and SPOILER ALERTS!!! The visual humor and gags in “Grown Ups 2” include but is not limited to…

 Grown men striving to sneeze, burp and fart in rapid successions

A deer urinating on a man

A deer urinating on a teenaged boy

Shaquille O’Neal, mostly naked, and being washed as if he was a real automobile

A very small African American boy dressed as Michael Jackson at a 1980s themed party

Numerous characters projectile vomiting

A giant urine stain on an adult male’s underwear

Multiple assaults of multiple male crotches

 If you didn’t say all of the above to all of these, you’ve never seen an Adam Sandler movie, have you?


The basic plot of this movie is:

After having the greatest time of his life three summers ago, Lenny (Adam Sandler), decides he wants to move his family back to his hometown and have them grow up with his gang of childhood friends and their kids. But between old bullies, new bullies, schizophrenic bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, psycho grade school girlfriends and 400 costumed party crashes he finds out that sometimes crazy follows you.

Well, this movie was a huge dissapointment. There is no plot, no script, no nothing. Lazy directing, poor acting, crude and piss-poor humor and tons of 80s music. (I love 80s music though). At 102 Minutes, it wears out its welcome 25 minutes in. It's budget was $80 million, where did it go? I don't know.

This is a terrible sequel to a funny movie. Final grade: 1 1/2 stars out of 4. D+

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