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Monday, August 5, 2013

Scary Movie 5 review

Genre: Comedy
Director: Malcom D. Lee
Format that i've seen: Theater
Studio: Dimension Films, The Weinstein Company
Distributors: Bad Grey Pictures
MPAA: PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore
Runtime: 86 minutes 

A couple (Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex) begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their newborn son (Dylan Morris) home from the hospital. With the help of home-surveillance cameras and a team of experts (Katt Williams), they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon (Scott Nery).




Let me get this straight. The movie is a parody of horror movies and recent incidents. Is this movie good?























Look the movie sucks. It's not funny, it's not scary and there's a lot of fart jokes shit pies and bananas, masturbating apes. AND CHARLIE SHEEN AND LINDSAY LOHAN TOGETHER!!!! WHAT A FUCKING SHAME!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST MOVIE OF 2013 SO FAR. It's a shame that my friend said, and I quote " This is by far THE BEST movie of 2013" THE GUY HAS TOTAL NO TASTE IN MOVIES!!! HE SAID "Schindler's list is boring because it's in black and white" SEE!!!! THERE IS A HUGE PARALEL.

Performancewise. It's awful except that look a like of DiCaprio wich this, I admit, was funny.

For a comedy, it's not funny at all, except that inception bit. Fart jokes and shit jokes are not funny. People that laugh at this pile of dog shit deserves intensive care.

0/5 it's lame and boring. Even that little tiny bit of inception couldn't have a .5


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