Half of 2013 awards!!!!! Funny awards!

Best picture: Star trek into darkness, man of steel, great gatsby, iron man 3, stand up guys
WINNER: Star trek into darkness

Best Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio (Great gatsby), Al Pacino (Stand up guys), Henry Cavill (Man of steel)
WINNER: Al Pacino

Best supporting actor: Ben Kingsley (iron man 3), Kevin Costner (Man of steel), Russel Crowe (Man of steel), Joel Edgerton (Great gatsby)
WINNER: Kevin Costner

Best Actress: Amy Adams (Man of steel), Antje Traue (Man of steel), Ayelet Zurer (Man of steel), Diane Lane (man of steel), Gwyneth Paltrow( iron man 3)

WINNER: DIANE LANE!!!!!!!!

Best supporting actress: Susan Sarandon (Snitch), Jessica Alba (Escape from planet earth),  Helen Mirren (Monsters University)
WINNER: HELEN MIRREN!!!

Best Beard: Barry Pepper (Snitch), Ben Kingsley (Iron man 3), Ian McShane (Jack The Giant Slayer)
WINNER: BARRY PEPPER WITH HIS ZZ TOP GOATEE!!!!!!




Best Villain: Russell Crowe (Broken City), Benedict Cumberbatch (Star Trek into darkness), Guy Pearce (Iron Man 3), William Shatner (Escape from planet earth), Michael Shannon (Man of steel)

Winner: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Best 3D: Great gatsby, g.i joe retaliation, star trek into darkness, monsters university,  Oz

Winner: GREAT GATSBY!!!!!!!!

Best Douchebag: Barry Pepper (Broken City), Joel Edgerton (Great Gatsby), Snoop Dogg (Scary movie 5)

WINNER: JOEL EDGERTON

Best twist: About the mandarin.......(Iron man 3), I AM ......... (ST into darkness), you think the movie is over but it's not (Monsters university) HE FUCKIN' ANNIHILATES HIM (Man of steel), HOLY SHIT (Escape From planet earth)

WINNER: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!

Best animated feature: Escape...., monsters u
WINNER: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

Worst picture: Broken City, hansel and gretel witch hunters, scary movie 5.
WINNER: SCARY MOVIE 5

Worst actor in a good movie: Dwayne johnson (G.I joe 2), Bruce Willis (G.I joe 2)
WINNER: DWAYNE JOHNSON

Wasted actor: Channing Tatum (G.I joe 2), Bruce Willis (G.I joe 2), Barry Pepper (Broken City), Natalie Martinez (Broken City)

WINNER: NATALIE MARTINEZ

Best Action Flick: G.I joe 2, Man of Steel, Iron Man 3, Star trek into darkness

WINNER: IRON MAN 3

TMA film (too much action): Man of steel

GORIEST FILM : HANSEL AND GRETEL WITCH HUNTERS!!!!!!!!!