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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

G.I Joe the rise of cobra review

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Genre: ActionDirector: Stephen Sommers
Format that i've seen: blu-ray
Studio: Paramount
Distributors: Spyglass entertainement, hasbro
Runtime: 118 minutes
 MPAA: PG-13 for strong sequences of action violence and mayhem throughout

G.I JOE A REAL AMERICAN HEROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Channing Tatum stars in this overly action packed adventure that is G.I joe the rise of cobra!!!!!!!
 The film follows Duke (Tatum) and Ripcord (Marlon Wayans) in an incomprehensible opening sequence that starts in the 19th century and focuses on the 21st century. They get attacked, Tatum's ex-wife is one of the bad guys (Sienna Miller) Joseph-Gordon Levitt plays the main bad guy alongside with Christopher Eccleston (LOL)


Plot= CONFUSING!!!!!!! OMFG IT'S SO CONFUSING MY HEAD KEEPS SPINNING!!!!!
Performances: WHO CASTED THIS SH*T!!!!!! Really, such gifted actors such as DENNIS QUAID, SIENNA MILLER, MARLON WAYANS, CHANNING TATUM, GORDON LEVITT, RAY PARK ALL WASTED!!!!! THERE SO BAD!!!!!!

For and action film, this is what saves the movie. It's overly action packed, but for a film that is bad in a plot and performances, I would rather want to see action after action instead of bland performances.

Overall, it's good.
3/5
Vid coming!

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