Ever wondered what it's like to watch the same 4 minute clip for 90 minutes? Well I've got the perfect holiday movie for you "Getaway". The poster says Get in, get out, well you just want to GET OUT. The first 4 minutes of the film is a high octane car chase. And that's what you get for an hour and a half. There is no story what so ever and no character development.
Ever wondered if Jar Jar Binks was human? Well, sir this movie is going to be perfect! Selena Gomez is a human version of the most utterly annoying character in movie history. When she gets in the car with Ethan Hawke she just says the same shit OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!! "What is this, we're gonna die, who are you" and at one point Hawke was like "SHUT UP" and I was like YAAAAAY!!! FINALLY!!! But she never shuts her mouth.
It's a pain seeing that Warner Bros. is the studio producing this movie because this is not the movie that Warner Bros should produce. Because this movie is the worst of the year!
It's an action movie. YES, it has action but it's the same FREAKIN action OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!! AND IT HAS A CLIMAX but IT'S THE SAME SHIT THAT YOU SAW FROM THE BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!! But you don't care!
If you like Jon Voight, than you will be truly disappointed that we only see his face for 1 FREAKIN' SECOND. You only hear his GPS like voice. "TURN RIGHT, TURN LEFT"
WORST SCENE IN THE MOVIE
(Selena Gomez=S, Ethan Hawke=H, Jon Voight=V)
When S enters H's car and V says "Take her with you" and then he says "Kill Her" but H is a pacifist and he does not want to and V says "Good you'll need her with you" WHAT?!?!?! YOU JUST SAID TO KILL HER?!?!?! THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!! CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overall, just don't bother with this movie, at all.
0/5
No wonder why it bombed. Worst movie of the year so far.
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